A Senior Couple went to the Doctor
A senior couple went to the doctor for the husbands annual checkup. The husband was hard of hearing so when the doctor called his name, He said what did he say, to his wife. His wife said ,"it's your turn " and the man went in to be examined.
When the doctor finished, They came out to the waiting room and the doctor explained to the wife that except for a slight hearing problem the man seemed to be in good shape. He then said to the man that he would now need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample
The man turned to his wife and said " What did he say?"
The wife than said," Give him your underwear".