What's in Your Ear?
There were two old fellows who were chatting.
Suddenly one of them asked, "What in the world is that sticking out of your right ear?"
The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!"
Then he slapped his forehead and excitedly declared, "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."